Why Being a Writer Destroys Your Love Life
A Literal Literary Loser Loses Love
So I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the press coverage I received for exposing multiple book marketing scammers has really cut down on my unwanted solicitations. I still get them, mind you. But when I forward them some of these links, they tend to disappear.
The bad news is, it would seem that, in my zeal to expose scammers, I have tragically hindered my romantic prospects. See below for the evidence:
Richard Mhils: Hello Alina How are you feeling today?
Alina Adams: I am fabulous.
RM: Ok Where are you from please
AA: Why?
RM: Please can we talk more about ourselves?
AA: Why?
RM: I was searching for a friend of mine when I come across your profile Name. I like the way you smile and I decided to send you a request, I Hope you don't mind ?
AA: Why don't you tell me about your friend and I'll let you know if I know them.
RM: Don’t be offended which of my friend are you talking about
AA: The one you were looking for. Do you not read your own messages?
RM: Alright But I will love us to be friends if you don't mind?
AA: What does that mean?
RM: I mean want us to be friends
AA: How?
RM: Can we be friends if you don't mind?
AA: Will you fly me out to come visit you?
RM: If you want that, you're such a beautiful woman with a great
AA: Great! I'm in Connecticut. Go ahead and buy the ticket and send the link to pick it up to me here.
RM: Oh I really want us to know more about each other’s because that will bring more understanding
AA: So who sends naked pictures first, you or me?
RM: Let’s take things easy okay We will do that together when we become one by GOD grace We don’t really know each to send naked pictures
AA: Oh, well, so what did you have in mind?
RM: I just want us to take things step by step.
AA: Sounds boring, but OK. Say something interesting.
RM: Are you married?
AA: Twice divorced. I'm too much for most men to handle.
RM: I’m widower. my wife died of a car accident 6 years ago, and I have a son and his name is Berry,,my son school in the UK boys borading school and he his 14years old boy.
AA: Wow do you not speak English? I thought you were from America?
RM: I speak English and polish
AA: You said you want to be friends. Say something interesting.
RM: I just want us to know more about each other’s Tell me about yourself
AA: I just exposed an online scammer. Want to see?
RM: OK that nice work
AA: Can you believe there are people online who pretend to be someone they're not to steal other people's money? https://alinaa.substack.com/p/i-expose-book-marketer-and-authors
I Expose Book Marketer & Author's Illicit Love Affair!
RM: I’m not that kind of people
AA: What makes you say that? I didn't suggest that you were. Oh, no, DO you want to steal my money?
RM: I promise you I'm not that kind of person you think
AA: Then what made you think I was talking about you? Now I am worried!
RM: anytime i talk to you i fell good If there’s one thing in this world I’m afraid to lose, it’s you. I am so in love with you that I can't afford to lose you!
AA: Wow, that was fast! Tell me three things you love about me.
RM: I love your writing I love your eyes and I love you for talking to me
AA: I have two eyes like everyone else. What color are they, since you love them?
(After 24 hours of not hearing from “him.”)
AA: Do you not love me anymore? Are you dumping me?
RM: No of course I love you more than anything
AA: wow, I am so glad you love me. Tell me what color my eyes are.
RM: I don't mind what color of eyes
AA: But if you love them, you must know what color they are.
RM: I love your eyes the color of your eyes is Green color
AA: Wrong
RM: OK I saw love in your eyes
AA: Eyes you don't know the color of. You must have mixed me up with someone else. How embarrassing, it's not me you love, but someone else. I feel so offended.
RM: I promise you I'm not in love with anyone
AA: Not even with me? So you were just lying to me for fun?
TM: I not lying to you i promise you
AA: How will you prove you love me?
RM: How the you want me to prove it to you
AA: I have a great idea. Buy all my books. that'll show you really love me. After you've bought them, take a picture of you holding each title and send it to me. I'll know you're serious then.
AA: What kind of books is that
Alina Adams | New York Times Best Selling Author
RM: If you don't mind can you send me your Gmail address
AA: Oh, absolutely not. You haven't proven you love me yet.
RM: Send me your email address i will proven my love to you
AA: No way. Prove it here or we're over.
RM: I’ve lost interest in seeing anyone else , because I'm falling in love with you! can we chat on email so I can call you video call
AA: Not until you've done what I asked to prove you really love me. See above.
RM: you are a scam because I don't believe you Send me your email address so I can call you video call.
AA: No. Why would I do that?
AA: so I can call you video call if you are not a scam Send me your email address so I can call you video call. I'm living you because you can not send me your email address
AA: You're living me? What does that mean?
RM: that means that you are a scam
AA: Oh.... you mean you are "leaving" me. Is English not your first language? I am hysterical with grief and don't know how you could leave me after saying you loved me. What will I do with my empty life now?
RM: if you really love me too send me your email address
AA: You mean you will only love me if you have my email address? Are you in love with me, or with my email address?
RM: I’m in love with you but I want to call you video call send me your email address
AA: It's because you're afraid I'm not beautiful, isn't it? You will only love me if I am beautiful, that's why you want to see me on camera. You do not care about my heart and my soul, you only want to see if I have large breasts.
RM: I only want to see your beautiful face
AA: So I was right, you only want to check if I am beautiful. You would not love me if I was ugly. How is that love???
RM: if you are not beautiful you are my love I only want to see if you are a scam
AA: You have no faith in me. You don't trust me. I have never been so insulted in my life. A man who does not trust me cannot love me. You are just awful, awful. You insult my honor!
RM: I still love you that's why I don't want to block you if you know that you love me send me your email address
AA: I am too busy crying that you think I am ugly.
RM: I am not thinking that you are ugly and you don't need to cry what color of shirt did you wear
(Next day…)
RM: You have kids I'm not living you anymore
AA: You said you have a kid, too. So I'm supposed to love you when you have kids, but you don't love me when I have kids? You are a terrible terrible man!
RM: Okay I'm sorry for the insulted I'm sorry
AA: First you call me ugly, then you say you can't love anyone with kids. No wonder you are alone and nobody loves you. You're horrible!
RM: I did not say I don't love anyone with kids
AA: You did, you did. You said that since I have kids, you don't love me anymore. You're awful.
RM: I love you and our kids
AA: We have kids together now? When did that happen?
RM: Just now my love
AA: We just had a child together just now? How?
RM: Because I love you i was angry that's why I insult you
AA: Oh, so you are a violent person? I am afraid of you now. I report violent people to Facebook so they can find you and arrest you.
RM: go ahead you are seying this word to me How did you think my son is going to fell
(Next day…)
RM: Hello my love how are you doing I hope you and my kids are having a nice day over there
AA: How do I have your kids?
RM: your kids are my kids because I love your kids
(Hour later….)
RM: hello my love why are you not replying me I told you that I was angry that's why I insult you I'm so sorry I'm only asking you of email so that we can chat better
AA: I can't be with someone who loses their temper the first time I say no. You are dangerous.
RM: I have a cool temper
AA: Then why did you threaten me?
RM: It was my friend that make to threaten I’m so sorry
AA: Why is your friend pretending to be you and using your account? Are you doing this to trick me?
RM: I said I mean my friend is with my phone
AA: So when I'm talking to you it's not really you? It's a stranger? This is getting worse and worse. Why are you being so horrible to me!
RM: I'm so sorry please forgive if you love me
AA: How can I love someone who abuses me? It's unhealthy.
RM: I'm sorry my love I will never make a mistake anymore
AA: How will you prove your love to me?
RM: How did you want me to prove my love to you
AA: If you love me, you would love my work and buy my books.
RM: So tell me what can I use to book to do that you want to buy
AA: You can use the book to read. What else do you use books for?
RM: I'm not reading that book
And that’s where our conversation ended. No love for me. Not even a book sale.
What’s a lonely Literal Literary Loser to do now?