How To Get 100 YouTube Subscribers (OK, 82) in 24 Hours!

A Literal Literary Loser Exposes a New Book Marketing Scam

Hello, and welcome back to Alina Versus The Latest Book Marketing Scam! I know, it’s been a while. But after I exposed a book marketer and author’s illicit love affair, I thought I’d peaked. Surely, no one would try to con me again after that!

Oh, how wrong I was. While I am currently stringing along another bit of Book Brand Awareness Bull (details coming soon; I need to give them enough rope to hang themselves), this quick little opportunity turned up, and I couldn’t wait to share it with my loyal subscribers! Read on for how the cool kids are pulling their marketing scams now!

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Alina Adams: What a coincidence! I am a professional exposer of scam promoters! I would be happy to feature you in one of my many, many exposes. Let me know if you are interested!

NN: Yes, I am interested. (Blah, blah, blah usual sales pitch back and forth.) Madam, I will give you 20k download 5ster rating, review, subscribers and Huge listener. Price $200. Only for you. (Blah, blah, blah, usual me asking to speak to satisfied customers, them claiming confidentiality, but assuring me they are good, honest, law-abiding, god-fearing, and everyone has been ecstatic with their results.) Madam, you send me your Apple podcast link and I will give you 500 free downloads and subscribe then you show me the results of my work and order me.

AA: Ok, great deal. You get me 500 new subscribers, and then I will pay you. Here is my YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/@IamAlinaAdams/featured. I'll let you know when I see 500 new subscribers for my channel. Oh, and, of course, they'll be real subscribers and real people, not fake accounts, right?

NN: youtube channel work cost is high, that's why I can give you 100 subscribers for free. Then you see the results of my work and place your order.

AA: Ok, 100 free youtube subscribers. But they'll be real subscribers, right? Real people I can reach out to and talk to, right? Because if they're just bots, I don't need bots to follow me.

NN: Madam, my work is 100% organic. Madam, Don't worry! Our service always safe, real and 100% legit. No fake or bot work.

AA: OK, I'll let you know when I see 100 new subscribers, and when I vet them for being authentic.

(24 hours later…)

NN: Madam, now please order. Please send money. Now, I will start your work.

AA: Send you money for what? We agreed I would pay you when I had 100 new subscribers. Did you get me 100 new subscribers?

NN:

AA: Are you claiming that the 187 subscribers I have on this account are ones YOU got me? I've had 187 subscribers for over a year. You reached out to me 2 days ago. Are you serious?

NN: Madam, your YouTube channel had 105 subscribers. And I started working yesterday and now your YouTube channel has 187 subscribers.

AA: OK, even if the above were true (and even if the new subscribers were real and not fake accounts), how does going from 105 subscribers to 187 subscribers equal 100 new subscribers?

NN: Madam, youtube subscription is very expensive, that's why I have given you only 82 followers for free. Of all the clients we have worked with, none have been cheated till date, and all are happy with our work and have been working with us for a long time.

AA: Oh, this is super interesting. I just went to my account and according to YouTube itself, only 2 new people have subscribed to my channel in the past 24 hours. So let’s say those 2 people came from you. Where are the other 80 people you said came from you? In addition, my channel has only had 27 views in the past 48 hours (since I haven't put up any new content in weeks). So 82 new subscribers... but only 27 views? They all signed up without watching a single video? And what do you mean YT subscriptions are expensive? My channel is free.

NN: Madam, you give me order I start work you will get views and subscribers on your youtube channel, only 82 subscribers have given so not much views

AA: So you are claiming that you got me 82 new subscribers even though YT is only showing one new subscriber? I should believe you over what YT Analytics is telling me?

NN: Madam, your YouTube channel had 105 subscribers and now you see that your YouTube channel has 187 subscribers.

AA: So why is YT analytics telling me only one new person subscribed in the last 28 days? (That second subscriber I mentioned earlier must have been for a different YT channel of mine.)

NN: Madam, I have told you that I am working with many of my Clients till date none of them cheated and they are happy with me and encourage me to work again and again.

AA: You are not answering my question. Can you explain the discrepancy in numbers Why is YT analytics telling me only one new person subscribed in the last 28 days?

NN: I don't understand what you are saying

AA: I am saying that I am looking at my YT channel analytics and they are telling me I have only 1 new subscriber. You are claiming I have 82 new subscribers. Those are different numbers, no?

NN: Madam, that is not possible.

AA: I no think that word means what you think it means.

NN: If you look at the subscribers of your YouTube channel, you will understand how many there were before and how many there are now

AA: I am looking right at my YT dashboard. Where else should I be looking?

NN:Madam, please give me order.

AA: You haven't done what you promised. I will not give me you a penny until you give me the 100 new subscribers you promised. YT says I have one new subscriber.

NN: Are you kidding me?

And that is where we left things. You know the classic short story, “The Lady or the Tiger?” This is the book marketing variation of that. The YouTube Analytics dashboard or the marketing scammer? Which one should I believe?

You tell me!